Modern-day methadone
I don't wish to alarm you, but if you're on modern-day methadone, side effects may include:
Losing most of the week in a blur of apathy
Being unable to get up early to chase your dreams
Evenings and weekends spent in zombified half-life - never fully present
Lack of creativity, vitality, or sense of urgency
Family members are happy that you're doing the right thing... but you feel miserable
My friend, if any of the above sounds like you, drastic measures are required.
But don't worry, Dr. Domingo is on your side. And he'd rather you die face down in an alleyway than for you to stay on that government-approved methadone shyt.
That surreptitious, sensible, safe little sneaker... the salary. Your modern-day methadone. You get just enough from your little gubment overlords to not die... and you only get your allowance if you're a good lil' boy.
Fuuuuurck that.
I want you to graduate, baby! Hunter Biden style.
Have you ever heard of a crackhead waking up sans cocaína and saying... "Guess I'm not smoking today!" That's right. You never have. Because they never do. They're gonna get off their ass and make something happen to get that rock. And you could take a damn leaf out of their playbook.
Your salary is the reason you haven't launched your offer yet. Your salary is the reason you have no urgency. Your salary is the reason you don't care if a product or service isn't making sales.
Now, is Dr. Domingo prescribing an immediate injection of unemployment straight into the base of your spinal cord? No. Unfortunately, that shyt isn't FDA approved. Results vary wildly. But I am prescribing you with a course of grabbing your dang nuts and actually launching your offer, tweaking your funnel that ain't converting, and graduating to crack like you know you want to.
If you want a solopreneur shaman to guide you from virgin methadone user to chad solopreneur crackhead, then come smoke that solopreneur shyt with me:
James Perkins
